What Were They Thinking?

It looks like someone was celebrating Halloween early, or was in need of a little attention! After wrapping up her Bangerz tour in Australia, Miley Cyrus showed up at the Sydney Airport ready to fly home to the States wearing this cozy unicorn onesie and carrying a colorful seahorse backpack. Way to go incognito

Jennifer Hudson left little to the imagination by purposely sporting an exposed bra to a charity function in New York Tuesday evening. Congrats on maintaining your weight loss, J.Hud, but do us all a favor and button things up a bit. 

Paris Hilton was a walking Moschino billboard when she hit the streets of NYC in this garish ensemble that featured a bold crop top and matching skirt, along with Moschino accessories including a $1,700 leather jacket-inspired purse and $85 iPhone case. The wannabe DJ better be getting paid to wear such a ghastly getup. 

Paris's younger sister, Nicky Hilton, sported her own fashion faux pas this week when she was photographed wearing a toothy SpongeBob turtleneck while out and about in the Big Apple.

Speaking of revealing outfits, here's three-time U.S. men's figure skating champion Johnny Weir in a see-through suit at the premiere of his new documentary, To Russia With Love. Unfortunately, this mess will keep him off the podium this week.

Hey, Gaga; there's only one Elvira. Leave the gothic gowns and monster makeup to the master.

Scandalous British socialite Katie Price made quite the entrance at her latest book launch in this barely-there wedding gown, complete with fishnet stockings and sky-high heels. Way to keep it classy! 

Recent Big Brother contestant Frankie Grande thoroughly embarrassed himself at the Hollywood premiere of Pippin thanks to the flashy blouse, short shorts, white blazer, and matching kicks he paired with his signature (read: lame), pink-tipped hairdon't. Frankie, you have been evicted from the best-dressed list